We can never go back to Arizona.

finalscion:

jensei:

garymotherfuckingoak:

IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I LAST ADDRESSED THIS AND LOTS OF YOU THINK YOU’RE SO FUCKING CLEVER ASKING ME ABOUT MY FUCKING RATICATE

SHORTLY AFTER BATTLING ASH ON THE S.S. ANNE, AS YOU KNOW, MY RATICATE SHAMEFULLY FAINTED (EVEN THE BEST TEACHERS CAN STILL HAVE FUCK-UP STUDENTS) AND LIKE THE GOOD GARY I AM, I HAD “DISCIPLINE” TO EXACT BECAUSE THAT SHIT DON’T FLY. I TOOK MY RATICATE TO MY ROOM, HAD MY NIDORINO POISON IT, AND THEN I FLUSHED IT DOWN THE TOILET OF THE SHIP FOR A BURIAL AT SEA.

WE DON’T ACCEPT FAILURE IN THIS FAMILY, RATICATE GOT WHAT IT DESERVED

LMAO

GARY OH MY FUCKING GAH

(Source: tardestiel)